Club Bulletin

South Hills Kiwanis Weekly Bulletin -- 6/10/10

The meeting was opened with MAC MC ALPIN leading the singing of"GOD BLESS AMERICA". STEVE SHERMAN led the Pledge to the Flag, and BILL MATTHEWS gave the invocation. TEX'S Thought For the Day:
"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as ifyou were to die tomorrow."
John Wooden

COMING EVENTS:
6/14/10 - SOUTH HILLS KIWANIS BOARD MEETING - BOWL-5:00 P. M.
7/24/10 - Concert Under the Stars - Smooth Touch - 40's Oldies
7/21/10 - Susie Hanson (Latin Salsa)
8/7/10 - Jason Tayler & Chicago Nation R & B
See enclosed flyer and call Joel Beezy

JOEL BEEZY said he had talked to Jimmy Weldon, and that he might be able to get Jimmy to come to the club for a program.

COOKIE tapped about everyone in the room for $1.00, because no one could say what was on the back of the current magazine. MAC MC ALPIN paid $1.00 per year for his anniversary that is coming up on 6/15/10 - $26.00 in all. HARRY ANDERSON paid $50 for his birthday. JOYCE CHAPMAN won the prize for the day - or should have - she kicked in $100.00 for her 90th birthday. GEORGE GURNETT paid $20.00 for his wife's birthday. Everyone who did not have a voting stub was to pay $1.00.

The FINE FREE BADGE went for a puny $20.00 -Such a bargain.

Pres/ COOKIE read a couple of letters from some of the Scholarship Recipients.

LISA JOHNSON, actually a guest, told a little bitabout her company, which is a security company. I could not hear much due to some conversation in the back of the room, and I cannot hear much anyway - Ask my wife.

NOBODY NOTICES WHAT I DO UNTIL I DON'T DO IT.

Lincoln was elected in 1860.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy
Lincoln's lost his son while serving as president
Lincoln was a second child
Lincoln was shot on a Friday from behind and in the head
Lincoln's assassin was born in 1830
Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and escaped to a warehouse
Kennedy was elected in 1960
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln
Kenndy lost a son while serving as President
Kennedy was a second child
Kennedy was shot on Friday from behind and in the head
Kennedy's assassin was born in 1939
Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and escaped to a theater