Club Bulletin

South Hills Kiwanis Weekly Bulletin -- 6/17/10

President COOKIE gave this writer a relief from leadblg the opening patriotic song and drafted HARRY ANDERSON to start us out with the singing of "GOD BLESS AMERICA."

JOEL BEEZY led the Pledge of Allegiance, and ANITA WHITE gave the invocation.
TEX WILLIAMS' Thought For The Day was a quote of ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
"The people are just about as happy as they have made up their minds to be".

Guests included the Speaker - Robert J. Avila, and a pancake flipping associate of MIKE TANAKA, Dr. TOM POKUZA.

COMING EVENTS:
7/24/10 - Concert Under the Stars- Smooth Touch - 40's Oldies
7/21/10 - Susie Hanson (Latin Salsa)
8/7/10 - Jason Tayler & Chicago Nation R & B
Make your reservations with JOEL BEEZY. GOOD FUND RAISER !I!!

BUSINESS ASSESSMENTS:
STEVE FREEMAN paid $20.00 for his birthday plus $5.00 for missing the Board meeting, which he allegedly forgot. Both ANITA WHITE and CAROL SCANLAN gotphone calls on their cell phones during the meeting. ANITA paid $5.00, and CAROL was deprived of her last single dollar for the interruption of the meeting. MAC paid $5.00 for missing the Board meeting, because he was entertaining his wife.
All of the Fathers in the club paid $1.00 for Father's Day. BILL MATTHEWS also paid $5.00 for missing the Board meeting. Did we have a quorum?

HARRY ANDERSON won a $9.00 raffle pot..

ANITA WHITE introduced ROBERT J. AVILA, a gemologist, who has a store up the street at 974 N. Citrus Ave., Covina. ROBERT said anyone can sell jewelry, but only a gemologist knows what he is selling. ROBERT has been in business since 1985 and calls his business Constantine Creations. He states that a Gold Party is a wonderful way to have a fun night out with friends plus everyone leaves richer than when they arrived. As a added bonus, you and your guests will receive a natural gemstone just
for attending.

Question: How many "Perfect" games have been pitched in Major League Baseball?

Answer: 18 in the modern era, which includes two (2) in 2010 and another one that does not count because the umpire "blew" the call. This may lead to photoreview in baseball- which will make it almost as boring as soccer.