Club Bulletin

SOUTH HILLS KIWANIS BULLETIN 10/11/07

THE MEETING WAS OPENED WITH THE SINGING OF "MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS, ANITA" FOLLOWED BY "GOD BLESS AMERICA" KEN MILLER LED THE PLEDGE, AND ELTON CHATFIELD GAVE THE INVOCATION IN THE ABSENCE OF REV. JIM PARKER.

GEORGE BISHOP'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
IT IS SAID THAT YOU PROFIT BY YOUR MISTAKES, BUT THAT IS A POOR EXCUSE TO MAKE THEM.
ANONYMOUS

PRESIDENT ANITA APPRECIATED THE SONGS, AND A PRETTY CAKE WITH THE ST. LOUIS ARCH WAS PRESENTED TO HER, BUT SHE WAS ACCUSED OF NOT KEEPING ACCURATE BOOKS , AND WAS ARRESTED, HANDCUFFED, AND A MUG-SHOT WAS TAKEN BEFORE HER INNOCENCE WAS ESTABLISHED. HOWEVER, THEN NO ONE COULD FIND THE KEY FOR THE HANDCUFFS. IT WAS ARGUED THAT THE "KEY CLUB" HAD THE KEY FOR THE HAND-CUFFS, BUT IN DUE TIME, ELTON CAME UP WITH THE KEY.

NOTE TO ALL MEMBERS: HEREAFTER, FULL LUNCH COST IS $11.00, (THE SAME AS ALWAYS), BUT SALAD, ET AL LUNCHES ARE RAISED TO $6.00.

10/18/07 - DCM MEETING AT BOWL - 6:00 P.M. ;BRING GIFTS NEXT MEETING. (WHITE ELEPHANT TYPE).
10/24/07 - CITRUS HEALTH FOUNDATION STEAK FRY TO BE HELD AT THE RUSSELL HOME - SOCIAL HOUR - 5:30 P. M. - COST $45.00. 11/14/07 - CLIPPER TICKETS - 70 TO 75 FREE TICKETS - TO GIVE TO KEY CLUB OR?? HAFIF FOUNDATION TO PAY FOR BUSES TO TAKE KEY-CLUBBERS TO STAPLES CENTER.
2/22/08 - KIWANIS CLUBS AT CLIPPERS GAME - AT REDUCED PRICES - MORE TO COME ON THIS.

SEVERAL BIRTHDAYS IN OCTOBER- DICK BISHOP - MONTY MILLER-MARGARET CHATFIELD -MAC MC ALPIN- HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!!!

ANITA LEFT HER BELL IN THE CAR, AND PAID $5.00 FOR HER LAPSE OF MEMORY; ELTON CHATFIELD CONFESSED TO A MULTITUDE OF SINS: (1) HIS WIFE'S BIRTHDAY (TO BE CELEBRATED IN HAWAII), GOLFING IN THE SENIORS TOURNAMENT AT SOUTH HILLS C.C. ; GOING TO BE ABSENT FOR 3 WEEKS, AND DONATED $100.00 PLUS ANOTHER $50.00 FOR THE GENERAL FUND IN LIEU OF CHILDRENS' HOSPITAL DONATION, WHICH THE BOARD VOTED TO GIVE $1000.00 WHEN THE ACTUAL DRIVE COMMENCES.