Club Bulletin

SOUTH HILLS KIWANIS BULLETIN 11/1/2007

SOME STICKING KEYS CAUSED A FEW DISCHORDS, BUT MAC AND GLORIA MADE IT THROUGH THE "STAR SPANGLED BANNER". THEN JACK FIELDING LED THE PLEDGE, AND BILL MATTHEWS SAID THE INVOCATION.

GUESTS INCLUDED IRIS BISHOP AND THE SPEAKER, ROBERTA SMITH. IRIS SOLD A FEW TICKETS FOR THE ANNUAL SOROPTOMIST FUND RAISER BY GIVING SOME BARGAINS FOR NORDSTROMS.

THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY:
George Bishop: "Not to be able to grow old is just as ridiculous as to be unable to out-grow childhood"-Carl Jung
Tex Williams: "Happiness is a station you arrive at by a manner of traveling." ---- Mark Twain

NOVEMBER 14, 2007- CLIPPERS vs. NEW YORK KNICKS - STAPLES CENTER DONALD STERLING IS GIVING JOEL BEEZY AND OUR CLUB ABOUT 100 TICKETS TO GIVE OUT TO KEY CLUBBERS - OR WHOEVER.

ANITA WHITE SAYS COMMITTEE CHAIRS NEED TO BE FILLED - OR ANITA WILL FILL THEM. ---- ALSO, BRING IN THOSE 3X5 CARDS WITH A PROSPECTIVE MEMBER, OR -YOU MAY BE FACED WITH A $10.00 FINE.

DICK BISHOP WAS BACK FROM IDAHO, AND DROPPED SOMETHING IN THE FUR-LINED BED-PAN, BECAUSE HE CARRIED IT. LT. GOV.-DR. MICHAEL K. TANAKA PAID $5.00 FOR BEING LATE, AND JOEL BEEZY GAVE ALL HE HAD NAMELY $8.00 FOR THE SAME INFRACTION; JOYCE CHAPMAN DROPPED IN HER $5.00 FOR THE EXCELLENT MEAL; AND DR. TANAKA AND JACK FIELDING HAD A BIDDING WAR FOR THE "FINE FREE" BADGE FOR THE NEW MONTH OF NOVEMBER, WHICH MICHAEL WON WITH A BID OF $45.00, WHICH IS PRETTY CHEAP IF YOU WANT TO HIDE SOME SINS. I WONDER WHAT JACK WAS TRYING TO HIDE.

ROBERTA SMITH OF CALIFORNIA TELEPHONE ACCESS PROGRAM SPOKE ABOUT A VERY WORTHY PROGRAM FOR HEARING IMPAIRED PERSON, WHO CAN GET ALL SORTS OF FANCY PHONES WITH A DOCTOR'S CERTIFICATE- FOR FREE.

MORDOFF WON THE POT - AGAIN - $8.00- SOMEONE YELLED -"FIX."