Club Bulletin

SOUTH HILLS KIWANIS BULLETIN 4/1/10

PRESIDENT COOKIE FORD called upon VJ MAC to lead the singing of "America", and JOHN MORDOFF led the Pledge to the Flag. Then TEX WILLIAMS was asked to give his Thought For the Day, and TEX said he was giving the Thought for the last time, because he was going back to Maine with his girl friend to live, and that he would not be here to give any more thoughts- then the old booger said APRIL FOOL, and gave a thought from Mr. Anonymous:
"If you know the difference between good advice and bad advice;
chances are you don't need advice."

Guests included IRENE PARKER and the speaker, ROBERT MORLEY.

COMING EVENTS:
4/12/10 - SHK BOARD MEETING - BOWL 5:00 P.M.
4/18/10 - KIWANIS GOVERNOR MEETING - MONROVIAN
5/7/10 -DIV. 35 PRAYER BREAKFAST -BOWL -7:30A.M.
5/22/10- PANCAKE BREAKFAST - EVERYONE WORK- SELL TICKETS
4/8/10 - INTERCLUB - GLENDORA COUNTRY CLUB - 7:00 A. M.

The Fine Free Badge was auctioned off, and after a slow start, MIKE TANAKA won the little red badge with a $35.00 bid.

WIMPY very weakly assessed the editor $20.00 for being disrespectful to the PREZ. I think I was hit with $20.00 last week for the same thing, which brings up a good point This old man cannot hear 2/3 of what is said by the President or the Speaker.

GEORGE BISHOP is recuperating from total knee replacement at Casa Colima Hospital, but he is supposed to be coming home on Saturday.
REV. JAMES PARKER introduced the Speaker, Robert Morley, who spoke about EASTER or RESURRECTION DAY, and I think he is a pastor at the Methodist Church. Rev. Morley (sp) was a very personable person, who said (I think) that there are no original documents about Easter, or the Bible, or who wrote it, and that the four Gospels, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John do not even agree on what happened, or what JESUS was wearing, if anything, and the disciples did not believe what they were told. Mr. Morley said that the Empty Tomb does not prove anything, but that something happened to transform the disciples into fearless persons who preached CHRISTIANITY, and that now Christians rise up on EASTER and proclaim the RESURRECTION. Much of EASTER is symbolism and is linked to the JEWISH PASSOVER. The new Testament teaches that the Resurrection of JESUS is the foundation of the Christian faith, and establishes JESUS as the Son of GOD.

Traditionally, EASTER has been a time when ladies put on their Easter
Bonnets with all the frills upon it, and in the past, there was an Easter Parade, and a lot of people go to church on Easter, who do not attend regularly.