Club Bulletin

SOUTH HILLS KIWANIS BULLETIN 5/8/08

WELL WE HAD NO PIANO, AND NO P.A. SYSTEM, THEY WERE BOTH LOCKED UP AND LUIS HAD THE KEY, AND SO YOURS TRULY LET THE GROUP IN THE SINGING OF "GOD BLESS AMERICA."

WE HAD SEVERAL GUESTS: NORMAN HARPER, WHO HAS A PANCAKE MAKING MACHINE ( I BELIEVE), AND A PERSONABLE YOUNG LADY NAMED JENNIFER, WHO GAVE A SHORT 5 MINUTE TALK, ABOUT A PROJECT AT HER SCHOOL(??), AND HER MOTHER, ANNA.

A COUPLE OF SAD NOTES: FORMER PRESIDENT OF SOUTH HILLS KIWANIS, MIKE BUCK, A C.P.A., PASSED A WAY AFTER A LENGTHY ILLNESS; MIKE IS TO BURIED IN HAWAII, HIS BIRTHPLACE; AND JOY GARTSIDE, THE WIFE OF FORMER MEMBER, CHUCK GARTSIDE, PASSED AWAY. HER FUNERAL IS MONDAY AT 10:30 A. M. AT THE VETERANS' CEMETERY IN RIVERSIDE.

SHK BOARD MEETING ON MONDAY, 5/12/08, AT 5:00 P. M. AT BOWL (I MAY NOT BE THERE BECAUSE THAT IS MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY); AUGUST 16, 08, IS KIWANIS CONCERT NIGHT UNDER THE STARS, GET YOUR RESERVATIONS IN SOON.
DIVISION 35 DCM MEETING NEXT THURSDAY 6:00 P. M. - BOWL??

NO FINES TODAY!!!! AND I HAVE THE FINE FREE BADGE - AND - I MISSED LAST WEEK, BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING GOLF; AND MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY IS MONDAY, AND A GRANDSON IS GETTING MARRIED ON 5/24/08 AT MY HOUSE, AND I AM GOING TO PERFORM THE CEREMONY; I CANNOT THINK OF ANY OTHER SINS AT PRESENT.

IT MAY BE EARLY TO SAY SO, AND WE ARE GETTING A LOT OF COMMENTS FROM ALL OF THE CANDIDATES, WHICH COULD BE BETTER SPENT FOR FOOD FOR THE STARVING IN AFRICA, BUT COME NOVEMBER, REMEMBER THAT ONE VOTE COUNTS - AND - THAT ONE VOTE GAVE ADOLPH HITLER THE LEADERSHIP OF THE NAZI PARTY, AND IN 1649, ONE VOTE CAUSED CHARLES I OF ENGLAND TO BE EXECUTED; AND IN 1845, ONE VOTE BROUGHT TEXAS INTO THE UNION; AND IN 1876, ONE VOTE GAVE RUTHERFORD B. HAYES THE PRESIDENCY; AND THEN THERE WERE ALL OF THOSE CHADS IN FLORIDA, WHICH OBVIOUSLY MADE A DIFFERENCE ON OUR BEING IN IRAQ TODAY-MERCY ME!!

OPPORTUNITY ONLY KNOCKS ...TEMPTATION KICKS THE DOOR IN.