Club Bulletin

SOUTH HILLS KIWANIS BULLETIN 9/30/10

MAC MC ALPIN led the singing of "GOD BLESS AMERICA" JACK FIELDING led the Pledge of Allegiance, and REV. PARKER gave the Invocation. TEX WILLIAMS' Thought F or The Day:

A man wanted a boat, but his wife said "No. No" He bought a boat anyway. He told her that she could name the boat. The next day, he went to the dock, and painted on the side was "FOR SALE".

Hawaiian shirts - Boobs - Buns - Bikinis - Cleavage galore - The Wimp was trying to go out with a bang or Pop - or something different- and it was different - and if she had just nailed the incoming president with a great big heavy levy, it would have been great - But NO The Wimp was her old sweet self that she has been all year. AND - NO BELL or GAVEL-COOKIE was afraid someone might have sticky fingers again, and she would lose it-AGAIN. WE even had HAWAIIAN MUSIC provided by RODDY GREGORY, an Hawaiian musician, who even sang in Hawaiian - "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and played a ukelele.

DICK BISHOP presented what looked like a golf club to ELTON, but it was really a golf ball retriever. I took one of those to Hawaii one time, and came back with more balls than I took.

GUESTS INCLUDED: IRIS BISHOP, IRENE PARKER, DON FORD, and MARGARET CHATFIELD.

The PREZ. Pulled one of her quizes today.--. She wanted to know what was on the back of the monthly Kiwanis magazine, and no one knew, and she collected her non-assessable $1.00 from everyone who did not know the answer- which was about everyone.

BILL MATTHEWS kept mumbling something about ELTON not being a veterinarian, and that he was the butcher at the Presidio. Not sure I heard that right, which is not unusual.

PARKER left early - Again, but it was probably because he knew there was no program - EXCEPT - COOKIE went around the room, and had everyone tell stories about EL TONAND everyone was on their best behavior by telling nice things about BOW-WOW, who had made some veiled threats about larger assessments during the next fiscal year.-But
that is all-right, because ELTON has a rare case of lethonomia, and probably will forget what anyone said.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. Then, of course, approving all the dirt bags that are thrown out, wherever they land.